apathynow:

You can make all the plans you want in your head, but things seldom turn out the way you imagine. Never mind trying to understand where someones heart really lies, or the thoughts that are hidden there.

(via apathynow-deactivated20120201)


"Words are in my not so humble opinion, are a most exhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it."

“So I got something new to see and you just gon’ keep hatin’ me. And we just gon’ be. enemies. I know you can’t believe I could just leave it wrong and you can’t make it right.” 

Just played this on the radio and I have to say it’s by far my favorite Kanye even if they played it on the radio WAY too much when it came out.


love my friend!

love my friend!

(Source: boobsandbravado)

"I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched."
Edgar Allan Poe (via lipsticksmiles)

(Source: atramentum)

I have every season on DVD!

I have every season on DVD!

(via redlipstickchick)

One of the most common searches for straight men? Variations on the word penis. They’re interested in reading about size, shape, color - everything.

Why does this NOT surprise me?


"If you want a tutorial in being an asshole, holler at me. I’m the best asshole that ever lived bc you still love me, despite me being an asshole."
Jasmine S. Wells
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

theonlywayisadam:

I’m sexy, I’m cute! I’m popular to boot!
I’m bitchin’, great hair! The boys all love to stare!
I’m wanted, I’m hot! I’m everything your not!
I’m pretty, I’m cool! I dominate this school!

Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!
I’m rockin’! I smile! And many think I’m vile.
I’m flyin’, I jump! You can look but don’t you hump! Whoo!
I’m major, I roar! I swear I’m not a whore!

We cheer and we lead! We act like we’re on speed!
Don’t hate ate us cause we’re beautiful well we don’t like u either!
We’re cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! ROLL CALL!

Call me Big Red!
I’m Wh Wh Whitney
C C C Courtney! Roar!
Dude, it’s Darcy!
I’m Big Bad Carver! Yeah!
 Just call me Kasey! O!
I’M STILL! BIG RED!

I sizzle, I scourch! But now I pass the tourch!
The ballots, are in! And one girl had to win!
She’s perky, she’s fun! And now she’s number 1!
K kick it Torrance! T T T Torrance!

*Music introducing Torrance*

I’m strong and I’m loud! I’m gonna make u proud!
I’m T T Torrance! Your captain Torrance!
Let’s, go, Toros! We are the Toros! The mighty might Toros!
We’re so terrific! WE MUST BE TOROS!

MY CHILDHOOD - THIS FILM IS PERFECT

(Source: dancingtilldawn, via boobsandbravado)